Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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