started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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