How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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