I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize