The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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