i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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