OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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