For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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