Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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