Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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