its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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