People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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