I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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