Your tits are I can't wait for
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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