Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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