saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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