at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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