butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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