i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Everclear isn't food dammit
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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