i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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