He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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