she smelled like a LAN party
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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