I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize