Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
tell me about the eggs
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