Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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