"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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