the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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