at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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