If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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