i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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