I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I came so hard my ears popped.
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