Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm sobbing to NWA
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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