It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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