Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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