I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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