using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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