if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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