Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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