I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Randomize
