nut hugger
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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