some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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