fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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