You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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