he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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