Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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