It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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