Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
