is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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