So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm always down for nudity.
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