when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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