So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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