i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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