I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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