Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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