ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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